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December 18, 2009 at 2:13pm
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A hovering male and a female verbally deduce that a beret wearing man is an asshole since he is driving an SUV, which they believe is bad for the environment. Upon hearing this, the beret man exchanges his SUV for a hybrid vehicle, in the hopes that this new vehicle will relinquish him of the “asshole” title. But, humorously, this new vehicle still garners him ridicule, this time for appearing “smug.” The man then exchanges his car for a second time, but now for a large tractor - which he uses to to kill the two people who have been mocking his vehicle choices.

A hovering male and a female verbally deduce that a beret wearing man is an asshole since he is driving an SUV, which they believe is bad for the environment. Upon hearing this, the beret man exchanges his SUV for a hybrid vehicle, in the hopes that this new vehicle will relinquish him of the “asshole” title. But, humorously, this new vehicle still garners him ridicule, this time for appearing “smug.” The man then exchanges his car for a second time, but now for a large tractor - which he uses to to kill the two people who have been mocking his vehicle choices.

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    Fuck it. It’s my birthday.
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    I can explain why they think he’s
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