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Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD

There is a graph. On the X axis is sex, on the Y is computer.

December 28, 2009 at 12:00am
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Note 1.

A paraphrase of Carl Sagan’s famous line:
    
“…But from a planet orbiting a star in a distant globular cluster, a still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sun-rise, but a galaxy rise.”
    
  
    Carl Sagan delivered a speech about star lifetimes and globular 
    clusters in episode 9 of his series, 
    Cosmos. A clip of the original is 
    available on youtube. That line has recently become the 
    refrain of a song generated from speeches 
    by physicists and scientists. 

Note 2.
While the local approximation that the Author gives here is well-defined and a reasonable
    metric for visualization, numerous other factors are at play that could decrease the apparent
    size of the gravity wells. In particular, 
    “gravity assist” examples such as the 
    Oberth effect could allow rockets to enter and exit a gravity well more easily. Other proposed
    methods exist, but are largely impractical for today’s rocket technology which has difficulty
    producing powerful but tightly controlled thrusts 
    ([1]
     [2]). 


Note 3.

Update: Thanks to Tumblr user Menstrom for pointing out this is a Sirens of Titan reference.
    To be frank, your Curators are stumped by the Author’s intent here. Several 
    speculations have been offered, but nothing seems consistent. The best guess
    we can offer to our Dear Readers is that this is a rowing chant. This interpretation
    seems plausible, as it is notable that Titan and Earth share a unique kinship as 
    the only planets in the Solar system with surface-exposed oceans (albeit of radically
    different chemical structure).
    
Addenda
It was somewhat surprising to your Curator that no mention of the re-classified 
    dwarf planet Pluto, given the Author’s previous 
    work on the subject.

Please click the figure above for a larger image with annotations.

Note 1.

A paraphrase of Carl Sagan’s famous line:

“…But from a planet orbiting a star in a distant globular cluster, a still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sun-rise, but a galaxy rise.”
Carl Sagan delivered a speech about star lifetimes and globular clusters in episode 9 of his series, Cosmos. A clip of the original is available on youtube. That line has recently become the refrain of a song generated from speeches by physicists and scientists.
Note 2.
While the local approximation that the Author gives here is well-defined and a reasonable metric for visualization, numerous other factors are at play that could decrease the apparent size of the gravity wells. In particular, “gravity assist” examples such as the Oberth effect could allow rockets to enter and exit a gravity well more easily. Other proposed methods exist, but are largely impractical for today’s rocket technology which has difficulty producing powerful but tightly controlled thrusts ([1] [2]).
Note 3.
Update: Thanks to Tumblr user Menstrom for pointing out this is a Sirens of Titan reference. To be frank, your Curators are stumped by the Author’s intent here. Several speculations have been offered, but nothing seems consistent. The best guess we can offer to our Dear Readers is that this is a rowing chant. This interpretation seems plausible, as it is notable that Titan and Earth share a unique kinship as the only planets in the Solar system with surface-exposed oceans (albeit of radically different chemical structure).
Addenda
It was somewhat surprising to your Curator that no mention of the re-classified dwarf planet Pluto, given the Author’s previous work on the subject.

Notes

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    Raise your hand if this is way too much work in which to engage while on Christmas vacation. My hand is up.
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    Note three is a reference to The Sirens of Titan, a novel by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. “Weeoooeeoooeeooo” is an ontomatopeia of...
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