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Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD

There is a graph. On the X axis is sex, on the Y is computer.

September 22, 2010 at 12:52pm
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Due to his frustrations with inevitably driving away every woman he dates with his self-feminization and constant pestering, the Author has decided that women are inherently flawed. Based on this revelation he had devised a system wherein his time wont be wasted by women who will not be able to put up with him.
The real tragedy of this system is the affect it would have on the Author himself. Please, if you will, imagine if every woman was given a list of the Author’s violations against common decency before they embark on the downward spiral that is dating him.

Due to his frustrations with inevitably driving away every woman he dates with his self-feminization and constant pestering, the Author has decided that women are inherently flawed. Based on this revelation he had devised a system wherein his time wont be wasted by women who will not be able to put up with him.

The real tragedy of this system is the affect it would have on the Author himself. Please, if you will, imagine if every woman was given a list of the Author’s violations against common decency before they embark on the downward spiral that is dating him.

Notes

  1. alexmotorfreakingkeswick reblogged this from xkcdexplained and added:
    supposed to be some random guy wearing a hat or if Randall forgot to color Mr. Hat’s hat in
  2. casmcgr reblogged this from xkcdexplained and added:
    one. This isn’t Average.
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