There is a graph. On the X axis is sex, on the Y is computer.
One male (the Author) describes his fond reverence for modern digital storage devices, specifically a MicroSD card owned by his male companion. He even goes so far as to admit the device sexually arouses him. The owner then states that if the card becomes lodged in the aroused man’s anus, he will not aid in its removal.
Survey: what other computing devices do you think the Author has inserted into his rectum?
citystreets answered:
HARD drive… woah-ho.
hudman122 answered:
meghan’s penis
mattly answered:
i have to wonder where the poop comes from in a stick man
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I’m not sure how we made the jump do anal insertion, but whatev. I wouldn’t go looking
fuckyeahjenna answered:
ram sticks. terrabytes of ram.
chezhead answered:
Mouse.
cwightrun answered:
speaknspell
dextrose answered:
Wii remote. Wouldn’t that make for a new twist on the game?
everybodybutus answered:
laser disc
lineara answered:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wa…
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mrstudent answered:
Kindle
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jnrsobs answered:
a smartphone.
downlookingup answered:
A mouse seems like a fair bet.
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heshallfromtimetotime answered:
Alan Turing
kirindave answered:
Digital SLRs
nothingman answered:
usb hub
jaggedfragments answered:
Your face. WHERE does it say that mSD is going up his butt?
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