Much of what the Author strives to accomplish with his comic strip is to answer the question, “but what if <geek fantasy/joke/concept> really happened?” It’s an important job, and one that he certainly does not take lightly. He stays awake until sunrise, scouring the web for your most crucial questions. Once found, he may spend weeks on end formulating the perfect answer. And he will find the answer. He toils for you, without payment or praise.
In this comic strip, the Author finally answers the question: “what happens after the child finishes his heroes journey in a far-away fantasy land, and is transported back home?” We have all begged for an answer to this question. We scream at our television sets as the credits roll after The Chronicles of Narnia or Peter Pan. “What happens next!?” we exclaim. Well the definitive answer is in: the child then leads a tortured, double life of denying the single greatest event of his existence or knowing those who love him do not believe him.
