A man and a woman attempt to engage in sexual foreplay aided by a set of novelty “sex dice.” These dice, which generally combine a sexual act with a body part, are meant to be rolled and taken as directions for an action to perform on the partner’s body. Some examples of possible output from a rolled pair sex dice: “tickle tits”, “massage mouth”, “spank vagina” and “sex butt.”
However, the horny stick-figure couple from today’s comic strip have a problem: upon rolling the dice only one of them is a sex die - the other is a normal, numbered die. This leads to the humorously non sexual roll, “five breasts.” It is then revealed that the other sex die has been swapped into a children’s fantasy role-playing game, which causes confusion by including sexual concepts into an activity generally void of any.
