@xkcdexplained The Big Caption

Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD

There is a graph. On the X axis is sex, on the Y is computer.

May 17, 2010 at 12:35pm
home
It appears that the Author, in an attempt to increase traffic to his blog and web comic, was fooled into attending a conference on Social Media and was disappointed in its offerings. These conferences are organized and run by self-proclaimed “Social Media Experts”, which generally translates to “I either have an english degree or none at all, have no technical skills, cannot create anything of value - but I still need a job.”  
These “experts” generally talk people (like the Author) into listening to them with big promises of traffic and money. They then spout-out useless mantras that don’t actually mean anything and couldn’t possible help anyone achieve their selfish goals of attaining internet celebrity. Instead, they merely attempt to create more of themselves - useless people making useless websites that steal or link to content created by others that add nothing but useless page views.

It appears that the Author, in an attempt to increase traffic to his blog and web comic, was fooled into attending a conference on Social Media and was disappointed in its offerings. These conferences are organized and run by self-proclaimed “Social Media Experts”, which generally translates to “I either have an english degree or none at all, have no technical skills, cannot create anything of value - but I still need a job.”  

These “experts” generally talk people (like the Author) into listening to them with big promises of traffic and money. They then spout-out useless mantras that don’t actually mean anything and couldn’t possible help anyone achieve their selfish goals of attaining internet celebrity. Instead, they merely attempt to create more of themselves - useless people making useless websites that steal or link to content created by others that add nothing but useless page views.

Notes

  1. coreburst reblogged this from xkcdexplained and added:
    Bit of harsh editorializing. I’d say...only things that make successful blogging ARE
  2. guerrillamamamedicine reblogged this from xkcdexplained
  3. xkcdexplainedexplained reblogged this from xkcdexplained and added:
    other one really missed...opportunity here...word “English.”
  4. xkcdexplained posted this