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Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD

There is a graph. On the X axis is sex, on the Y is computer.

May 24, 2010 at 12:18am
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A refreshing mixture of sex and geek culture, this comic tells the fictional tale of a boy who, in preparation for having his first sex, decides to watch a tutorial video on the internet. However, in a hilarious turn of events, the boy accidentally watches a humorously-nonsensical “speed run” sex tutorial (a tutorial on how to complete a video game in the shortest amount of time possible). This undoubtedly led to the boy ejaculating inside of the girl’s vagina as fast as he could (well before her orgasm), which is widely considered embarrassing and undesirable.

A refreshing mixture of sex and geek culture, this comic tells the fictional tale of a boy who, in preparation for having his first sex, decides to watch a tutorial video on the internet. However, in a hilarious turn of events, the boy accidentally watches a humorously-nonsensical “speed run” sex tutorial (a tutorial on how to complete a video game in the shortest amount of time possible). This undoubtedly led to the boy ejaculating inside of the girl’s vagina as fast as he could (well before her orgasm), which is widely considered embarrassing and undesirable.